The Kentucky Derby

This Saturday is the Kentucky Derby.  Sadly, I will not be in attendance.  But if I was, I would be wearing what can only be described as a "statement hat".  What do you think of this one?

Too big?  What about this show stopper?

Don't like the bow?  Okay, I offer you this.

A veritable garden in my hair.  Sold.

I'll wear it while I'm drinking a delicious mint julep.  How delightful!